kukulski Share definition Flag A red headed ginger gelatinous fuck. worthless in most aspects of life, and severe inability to pick up girls or get laid. Johnny: do you see that ugly fat ginger getting rejected by every girl in the bar?Sean: ya dude, he's a fuckin kukulski. kukulski by B.A.M.F.1 June 17, 2009 Get the kukulski mug.