Known for their giant heads and strange facial expressions. An encounter with a Kuaven will most likely result in everything becoming awkward as this Kuaven attempts to become a part of a group, often sharing shitty jokes and even shittier memes. Often drifting away from the group further in the process.
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Get the kuaven mug.Basically, one of the coolest person ever put on the Earth. Usually good looking and a really great sense of humor. Kuven can sometimes be a player but he just wants to have fun. Dirty minded but lots of fun to be with and the best sense of humor. He knows when to be serious and is a hard worker. Don’t upset him though, he does have a grumpy side too!
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1) A person whom others feel the need to give the utmost respect to. They are marked by their honesty and connections to truth.
2) A highly active third eye. The third eye is a mystical and esoteric concept referring in part to the ajna chakra located in the brain between one's eyebrows. In New Age spirituality, the third eye may alternately symbolize a state of enlightenment or the evocation of mental images having deeply personal spiritual or psychological significance. The third eye is often associated with visions, clairvoyance (which includes the ability to observe chakras and auras), precognition, and out-of-body experiences. People who have allegedly developed the capacity to utilize their third eyes are sometimes known as Kravenkos because they can understand and see everything, like the third eye.
1) A person whom others feel the need to give the utmost respect to. They are marked by their honesty and connections to truth.
2) A highly active third eye. The third eye is a mystical and esoteric concept referring in part to the ajna chakra located in the brain between one's eyebrows. In New Age spirituality, the third eye may alternately symbolize a state of enlightenment or the evocation of mental images having deeply personal spiritual or psychological significance. The third eye is often associated with visions, clairvoyance (which includes the ability to observe chakras and auras), precognition, and out-of-body experiences. People who have allegedly developed the capacity to utilize their third eyes are sometimes known as Kravenkos because they can understand and see everything, like the third eye.
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the description of one-liners from the movie "I Love You, Man", starring Paul Rudd as Peter Klaven.
the description of one-liners from the movie "I Love You, Man", starring Paul Rudd as Peter Klaven.
"slappin' dee basss, Mon!"
"I'm golden Williams"
"You got it, Jobin"
"I am going to be there for shnore"
"Sounds like a planonus"
"I will catch you on the beans"
"I will be there, or I will not be there"
All above are total Klavenisms!
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"I'm golden Williams"
"You got it, Jobin"
"I am going to be there for shnore"
"Sounds like a planonus"
"I will catch you on the beans"
"I will be there, or I will not be there"
All above are total Klavenisms!
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Rod - "so brodeo, what were you up to last night?"
Tod - "dude i was Pulling a Kuyvenhoven, i literally collapsed afterwards"
Rod - " holy shit dude, i did that once before and my hand turned white"
Tod - "dude i was Pulling a Kuyvenhoven, i literally collapsed afterwards"
Rod - " holy shit dude, i did that once before and my hand turned white"
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Not understand anything at all.
Not understand anything at all.
In our project meeting this afternoon, he used a Keaveney tactic, but the team ignored his request knowing it was ludicrous.
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Tourist: That gorgeous woman just gave me a tulip.
Tourist #2: She must be a Kuyvenhoven. I read about them in the tour guide.
Tourist #2: She must be a Kuyvenhoven. I read about them in the tour guide.
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