kuaven 

Known for their giant heads and strange facial expressions. An encounter with a Kuaven will most likely result in everything becoming awkward as this Kuaven attempts to become a part of a group, often sharing shitty jokes and even shittier memes. Often drifting away from the group further in the process.

"guys, do you see that pedophile over there?"
"Oh, that's just a Kuaven."

kuaven by LIL PUMP$$$ April 3, 2018

Kuven 

Basically, one of the coolest person ever put on the Earth. Usually good looking and a really great sense of humor. Kuven can sometimes be a player but he just wants to have fun. Dirty minded but lots of fun to be with and the best sense of humor. He knows when to be serious and is a hard worker. Don’t upset him though, he does have a grumpy side too!

What’s so funny over there?
Oh Kuven must be there, he is always the life of the party.

Kuven by Tx4thememoriess October 6, 2021

kravenko 

-noun.
1) A person whom others feel the need to give the utmost respect to. They are marked by their honesty and connections to truth.

2) A highly active third eye. The third eye is a mystical and esoteric concept referring in part to the ajna chakra located in the brain between one's eyebrows. In New Age spirituality, the third eye may alternately symbolize a state of enlightenment or the evocation of mental images having deeply personal spiritual or psychological significance. The third eye is often associated with visions, clairvoyance (which includes the ability to observe chakras and auras), precognition, and out-of-body experiences. People who have allegedly developed the capacity to utilize their third eyes are sometimes known as Kravenkos because they can understand and see everything, like the third eye.

Dudue, I feel like we're being watched....

Yeah, sorry, its my kravenko, I'll shut it.

kravenko by efyoyodc December 25, 2010

Klavenism 

noun

the description of one-liners from the movie "I Love You, Man", starring Paul Rudd as Peter Klaven.

"slappin' dee basss, Mon!"
"I'm golden Williams"
"You got it, Jobin"
"I am going to be there for shnore"
"Sounds like a planonus"
"I will catch you on the beans"
"I will be there, or I will not be there"
All above are total Klavenisms!
www.ILoveYouManMovie.com

Klavenism by SlippinDeeBazz March 29, 2009

Pulling a Kuyvenhoven 

Applying the germans "blitzkrieg" to the activity of masturbation, "literally choking the chickens head off"

Rod - "so brodeo, what were you up to last night?"
Tod - "dude i was Pulling a Kuyvenhoven, i literally collapsed afterwards"
Rod - " holy shit dude, i did that once before and my hand turned white"

Pulling a Kuyvenhoven by xcrunner1992 March 31, 2009

Keaveney 

To not do your job, delegate and ask obscure questions that are pointless to seem smarter than you are.

Not understand anything at all.

In our project meeting this afternoon, he used a Keaveney tactic, but the team ignored his request knowing it was ludicrous.

Keaveney by Flying_Monkeys December 15, 2022

Kuyvenhoven

A tribe of big-nosed dutch people who raise tulips. They are remembered for their kindness and beauty by everyone they encounter. Over the ages their tribe has spread to America and Canada to share their wisdom with the world.

Tourist: That gorgeous woman just gave me a tulip.
Tourist #2: She must be a Kuyvenhoven. I read about them in the tour guide.

Kuyvenhoven by tulip2 January 2, 2010