ktftd 

Killed the fuck to death .

Analogous to DRT , or dead right there . The instantaneous eviction from your meatsuit by overwhelming force , as popularized on subgunsdotcom by moko .

He yanked on the bolt of his AK , and then charged towards the draw mohamed contest , only to be KTFTD......An obvious trap, hunting over bait .

ktftd by F h January 24, 2019

KTFD 

Originally an acronym for "Kill that faggot Dumbledore" from the crossover fanfiction "FaCe ThE StRaNgE", KTFD can be used as a humorous substitute for FML.

I fell down the stairs and broke my face, KTFD, man.

KTFD by Hiei I'm a Chao October 1, 2009

KTMTD 

KILLED THE MOMENT TOTATLY DUDE OR DUDETT

you KTMTD

KTMTD by PRINCESSPRETTI December 12, 2009

KFTD 

Keep Feeding That Duck

Used to indicate a prolonged period of boredom accompanied by total lack of energy, mood and motivation...

Derived from the Greek version of the famous song of Lou Reed "Perfect Day", performed by Dionyssios Savvopoulos (thought to be an artist of quality). At some point the singer refers to someone who feeds ducks on a park. This is then moked by Jimmy Panousis (great stand up comedian) who said that only a heroin junkie would find pleasure out of feeding ducks out in the park.

- How is work today ?

- Really awful; you cant imagine how boring it is...

- Oh OK, sorry for interrupting your busy schedule, KFTD.

KFTD by SPLL August 14, 2011

KTFTFH 

once created by random pressing of keys on a keyboard, KTFTFH has got full form used to annoy people who randomly type it in: Kill The Fucking Toad Feeding Hippos.

Person 1: KTFTFH!!
Person 2: Kill the fucking toad feeding hippos?

KTFTFH by -youdontwannaknow- January 23, 2012

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019