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Killed the fuck to death .

Analogous to DRT , or dead right there . The instantaneous eviction from your meatsuit by overwhelming force , as popularized on subgunsdotcom by moko .

He yanked on the bolt of his AK , and then charged towards the draw mohamed contest , only to be KTFTD......An obvious trap, hunting over bait .

ktftd by F h January 24, 2019

Words you can keep

KTFD

Originally an acronym for "Kill that faggot Dumbledore" from the crossover fanfiction "FaCe ThE StRaNgE", KTFD can be used as a humorous substitute for FML.

I fell down the stairs and broke my face, KTFD, man.

KTFD by Hiei I'm a Chao October 1, 2009

Related Words

ktftd • KFTD • KTFD • KTFTFH • KTMTD

KTMTD

KILLED THE MOMENT TOTATLY DUDE OR DUDETT

you KTMTD

KTMTD by PRINCESSPRETTI December 12, 2009

KFTD

Keep Feeding That Duck

Used to indicate a prolonged period of boredom accompanied by total lack of energy, mood and motivation...

Derived from the Greek version of the famous song of Lou Reed "Perfect Day", performed by Dionyssios Savvopoulos (thought to be an artist of quality). At some point the singer refers to someone who feeds ducks on a park. This is then moked by Jimmy Panousis (great stand up comedian) who said that only a heroin junkie would find pleasure out of feeding ducks out in the park.

- How is work today ?

- Really awful; you cant imagine how boring it is...

- Oh OK, sorry for interrupting your busy schedule, KFTD.

KFTD by SPLL August 14, 2011

KTFTFH

once created by random pressing of keys on a keyboard, KTFTFH has got full form used to annoy people who randomly type it in: Kill The Fucking Toad Feeding Hippos.

Person 1: KTFTFH!!
Person 2: Kill the fucking toad feeding hippos?

KTFTFH by -youdontwannaknow- January 23, 2012

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026