ktftd

Killed the fuck to death .

Analogous to DRT , or dead right there . The instantaneous eviction from your meatsuit by overwhelming force , as popularized on subgunsdotcom by moko .

He yanked on the bolt of his AK , and then charged towards the draw mohamed contest , only to be KTFTD......An obvious trap, hunting over bait .

by F h January 24, 2019

KTFD

Originally an acronym for "Kill that faggot Dumbledore" from the crossover fanfiction "FaCe ThE StRaNgE", KTFD can be used as a humorous substitute for FML.

I fell down the stairs and broke my face, KTFD, man.

by Hiei I'm a Chao October 1, 2009

KTMTD

KILLED THE MOMENT TOTATLY DUDE OR DUDETT

you KTMTD

by PRINCESSPRETTI December 12, 2009

KFTD

Keep Feeding That Duck

Used to indicate a prolonged period of boredom accompanied by total lack of energy, mood and motivation...

Derived from the Greek version of the famous song of Lou Reed "Perfect Day", performed by Dionyssios Savvopoulos (thought to be an artist of quality). At some point the singer refers to someone who feeds ducks on a park. This is then moked by Jimmy Panousis (great stand up comedian) who said that only a heroin junkie would find pleasure out of feeding ducks out in the park.

- How is work today ?

- Really awful; you cant imagine how boring it is...

- Oh OK, sorry for interrupting your busy schedule, KFTD.

by SPLL August 14, 2011

KTFTFH

once created by random pressing of keys on a keyboard, KTFTFH has got full form used to annoy people who randomly type it in: Kill The Fucking Toad Feeding Hippos.

Person 1: KTFTFH!!
Person 2: Kill the fucking toad feeding hippos?

by -youdontwannaknow- January 23, 2012