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Killed the fuck to death .

Analogous to DRT , or dead right there . The instantaneous eviction from your meatsuit by overwhelming force , as popularized on subgunsdotcom by moko .

He yanked on the bolt of his AK , and then charged towards the draw mohamed contest , only to be KTFTD......An obvious trap, hunting over bait .

ktftd by F h January 24, 2019

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KTFD

Originally an acronym for "Kill that faggot Dumbledore" from the crossover fanfiction "FaCe ThE StRaNgE", KTFD can be used as a humorous substitute for FML.

I fell down the stairs and broke my face, KTFD, man.

KTFD by Hiei I'm a Chao October 1, 2009

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ktftd • KFTD • KTFD • KTFTFH • KTMTD

KTMTD

KILLED THE MOMENT TOTATLY DUDE OR DUDETT

you KTMTD

KTMTD by PRINCESSPRETTI December 12, 2009

KFTD

Keep Feeding That Duck

Used to indicate a prolonged period of boredom accompanied by total lack of energy, mood and motivation...

Derived from the Greek version of the famous song of Lou Reed "Perfect Day", performed by Dionyssios Savvopoulos (thought to be an artist of quality). At some point the singer refers to someone who feeds ducks on a park. This is then moked by Jimmy Panousis (great stand up comedian) who said that only a heroin junkie would find pleasure out of feeding ducks out in the park.

- How is work today ?

- Really awful; you cant imagine how boring it is...

- Oh OK, sorry for interrupting your busy schedule, KFTD.

KFTD by SPLL August 14, 2011

KTFTFH

once created by random pressing of keys on a keyboard, KTFTFH has got full form used to annoy people who randomly type it in: Kill The Fucking Toad Feeding Hippos.

Person 1: KTFTFH!!
Person 2: Kill the fucking toad feeding hippos?

KTFTFH by -youdontwannaknow- January 23, 2012

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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