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krzesi 

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a handsome person who wears aviator sunglasses that are prescription. always a flirt and ready to have a good time. Loves ACD'S.Is pretty Gnar at skating. usually horny . would be the singer in a band. a good leader and is very opinionated. works out on a regular basis. may possibly be nicknamed napkin for oblivious reasons by hot seniors. can go on strenuous bike rides with friends. has a passion for corona beer. loves hooters. and has a myspace that is www.myspace.com/nickalltheway
kid 1who was the kid with the sunglasses walking down the hallway in school ?

kid 2 Oh! thats krzesi.

krzesi by krzesi April 28, 2008
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Robert krzeminski

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A person with a lot of nicknames

Like:
JahBert

Bert

Gorp
Bert
Garb
That guy has a lot of Robert Krzeminski
Robert krzeminski by Scab March 19, 2019
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Related Words
krzesi • Krzesimir • krešimir • Kresin • krešić • kriesis • Krzemienieswki • Krzysiak • Krzysio • Joseph Krzeminski

Krzysiak

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A sexy man whore who likes to look at ladies asses. Loves to get his ass touched, and loves to make out. May seem gay sometimes but his girl will always love him. Loves to grab ass and just loves ass, ass, and more ass. Ass and titties! He has the hottest girlfriend ever and he should buy her a giant teddy bear! Because she really wants one!
Yea so my boyfriend is so sweet and I love him so much!

I miss you!

I love Gage Krzysiak!
Krzysiak by Gage's girlfriend April 10, 2016
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krešimir 

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A Krešimir is someone who really likes all kinds of fruits. He prefers bananas, but peaches are fine too!
Look at Krešimir, he likes having his bananas with whipped cream.
krešimir by Teairea July 8, 2020
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Krzemienieswki 

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Quite Possibly the longest Polach last name around,also to be known as the Pope to his closest followers and best firends Enjoys to get straight A's and make power points and also play line rider. His watch is set to the exact EST.
Why is Krzemienieswki so good at everything.
Krzemienieswki by Bobbbbb! January 14, 2008
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krešimir 

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He is named after a king, Petar Krešimir IV.
A very honest and direct person who can always be counted on. Very stable and being everyone's psychiatrist is his natural calling. Very attractive, from the inside and from the outside, every girl likes him, but he remains faithful only to his chosen one. He is a great lover, emotionally and sexually. If you know Krešimir you have won the jackpot.
Hey, I talked to Krešimir today and I feel so much better, he really knows how to say the right word at the right time.
krešimir by mačak sračak November 22, 2021
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Krzesimir

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The cutest motherfucker
Krzesimir is the cutest mofo
Krzesimir by Lujek November 23, 2021
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