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Someone who is hella shady and will burn any bridge to make $5. No loyalty to the game and is the first person to snitch when he gets caught
"Hey you know where I can buy some wheels for my car?"

"Yeah anywhere except from a krisyu, them krisyu's be shady as fuck. Sold my boy some $800 wheels for $3000 and told him it was a good deal"

"Damn them krisyu's be on some theiven ass shit"
"Fooooo real"
krisyu by BAUWLUH August 4, 2015
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One of 12 super-heros from Exo Planet.
Leader of Exo-M (Korean-Mandarin boysband).
One of the greatest gods in SM Town, next to Shisus.

Combination of Kris + Jesus

His special power is making any fangirls pregnant just by looking at them and cat walk.
At airport:
Fan1: Look, look! It's Exo-M!
Fan2: Oh crap! Look at Krisus! Again in v-neck t-shirt!
*both faints*
Krisus by Pika-chan June 23, 2012
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He is the best basketball player of all time, he is very good looking, has a massive, huge just downright gargantuan cock, and has many girlfriends (this is not a lie)
Have you met my new best friend? his name is Kristupas
Kristupas by Female_Enjoyer November 14, 2021
A brutal death metal band from Brazil

Alex Camargo - Vocals, Bass
Moyses Kolesne - Guitar
Max Kolesne - Drums

Works include albums such as "Conquerors of Armageddon" and "Works of Carnage", and their 2004 EP "Bloodshed"
Krisiun is a sick blend of speed and fury!
krisiun by Hellhammer November 12, 2006
Kristupas is a sweet, generously person who always tries to lift your spirits. He tries his hardest to be the best version of himself, sometimes he can loose his way but he’s always trying. He loves love, and he loves his girlfriend even more. She helps better him and he thinks the absolute world of her. He loves playing his guitar with his bro’s. Biggest gym lad going.
“At where be kristupas”
Kissing his guitar at the gym
kristupas by Chonkypigeon.com October 19, 2019
Sick Brazilian death metal band.
Krisiun has a album out called "Bloodshed".
Krisiun by jgml2 July 1, 2006
The secular, non-commercial alternative to Christmas. Celebrated on the 25th of December, it is a time for celebrating with family and friends. The goals of peace on earth and universal good will are emphasized and encouraged. Decorations often include lights and ornaments, usually on evergreen trees and wreaths. Singing Krismus carols is also popular.

No gifts are exchanged at Krismus, but small tokens of affection in thought and deed are prevalent. Krismus has no connection to any particular religion, although many of the traditions date back to pagan festivals. Instead, it is a time to reflect and embrace a spirit of tolerance.

"Krismus" can be differentiated from "Christmas" in speech by pronouncing each word phonetically. Thus Christmas may be pronounced as "Christ Mass," with special emphasis on the "t" to avoid confusion with Krismus.
Merry Krismus and a Happy New Year!
Let's sing Krismus carols and decorate the Krismus tree!
Krismus by P.A.H. July 3, 2008
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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