koufi

1. some bombass weed
2. according 2 hell rell it means a brick of weed

1. Yo ya boy soupy got tha koufi holla at me
2. "a camel is an ounce and a koufi is a brick/ so bring me 4 koufis and meet me at the strip"

koufi by Souphong February 16, 2007

Koufi-Smack

To smack or slap someone across the face for having a stupid looking hat on their head, or just to smack someone in general.

Yeah, he said something stupid so I koufi-smacked that nigga.

Koufi-Smack by Jmac March 8, 2005

Koifished

Deceiving someone via social media or dating site by posting/sending pics or videos that are very old and
don't represent the way you currently look.

Koi's are the longest living fish. They have been reported to achieve ages of 100–200 years. - Wikipedia

Fuck man I got koifished on POF. That chick I met the other night looked hot on her profile pics, but when I saw her she looked 15 years older and had gained alot of weight.

Koifished by foxaguilar August 21, 2018

Koufaxing 

When a jew avoids an important obligation on Saturday because it is the sabbath. He or she is "Pulling a Koufax".

-Making reference to the great Jewish baseball pitcher Sandy Koufax who had to miss a world series game because it was a high holy day, and put his team in jeopardy of losing.

David: I can not play golf this saturday.

Larry: Why can't you play golf on saturday?

David: Its the sabbath, the most important day of the week for us jews.

Larry: So you are Koufaxing me?

David: I have to respect the sabbath!

Larry: Koufaxer...

Koufaxing by CG_Koufax July 25, 2011

Kourin 

The sexiest man alive, desired by both men and women. Mildly racist, homophobic, misogynistic, discriminative, pro-slavery, and a Nazi supporter. He may not have any eyesight at all but he has a great ass. He is some sort of weird white/brown halfsie. His aura causes you to desire to monch on his ass. If you stare at him long enough he will do something gay or that makes him seem mentally unstable. Despite looking like king Farquaad, he straight up gets puss and dick from everyone. He's the kind of guy to kiss more dudes than his girlfriend. His grandpa is the definition of GILF
Gerald if you're reading this, I'm DTF.

Bro that dude is straight up checking you out over there, what a KOURIN.

Kourin by Hashtagsquad March 17, 2019

Kofi

A phenomenal fellow, with a chiseled jaw, marvelous brown eyes, beautiful hair, and virtually crystalline teeth. Generally highly intelligent, ambitious, perhaps an overachiever as well. Notably black as well, generally from Ghana. Kofi is astoundingly handsome, but frequently attempts to mask it by the clothing he wears, which may not be conventionally normal or attractive.

Male: "Does that happen to be a Kofi? That would be impossible!"

Female: "Oh, it's a Kofi. Isn't he simply dreamy?"

Kofi by Pyricles April 23, 2018

potch koffie

One night stand in Potchefstroom, South Africa. Often used by students. In afrikaans it translates to "n naai en waai". Which means a bang and go.

Would you like to come to my place for a Potch Koffie

Jan from Ouwers had many Potch Koffies in his life.

potch koffie by SpurSpecial October 12, 2021