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koomfa 

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(noun) A deception deliberately practiced in order to falsely represent oneself as Forensic IT Specialist.

History: Late Australian, from Old German "kumm", to koomfa. See also bullshit artist.
What a koomfa! Since when is desktop support considered "Forensic IT"!
koomfa by Golfis April 13, 2004
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Klomfahs 

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A Klutz, Some one who can trip over nothing because they walk like they have A baseball bat up their ass.
Wow did you see that guy fall?
Yea he must be a total Klomfahs
Klomfahs by Zipper1998 January 15, 2015
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koomfa • koomtaht • Koofa • Klomfas • Klomfahs • Koobface • koofafook • koofaq • koomajaden • koomalala

mikki koomar

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The Powerful name with the powerful spelling Called Mikki Koomar by astrology He would be Leo and By numerology He would be master number 33, He would be with Sharp Brain and beautiful compassionate person, He would be fantastic in bed, He Would be Heterosexual and passionate about sex with deep sexual feeling, any age of girl would be satisfied with his lust behavior, he

loves with his whole heart and soul....would jump in front of a speeding bullet for his loved ones. Don't cross him will cut you. He has multiple personalities and is fun to be around. He Would be funny, Loves Reality And Abstract. Intelligent And Clever. Honest And Straightforward, Friendly Nature
Changing Personality. Attractive. Sexiest Out Of Everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, Shy And Humble. Simple And Loyal. Determined To Reach Goals. Loves Freedom. Rebellious When Restricted. Loves Aggressiveness. Too Sensitive And Easily Hurt. Gets Angry Really Easily But Does Not Show It. Dislikes Unnecessary Things. Loves Making Friends. But Rarely Shows It. Horny. Daring And Stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing Dreams And Hopes. Sharp. Loves Entertainment And Leisure. Romantic On The Inside Not Outside. Believe In Humanity. Believe In Love. Believe In A Universal Power.
Superstitious And Ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries To Learn To Show Emotions.
Mikki, Mikki koomar, Mickey, mikki kumar
mikki koomar by Terry Nazon Astrologer December 30, 2015
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koofaq 

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koofaq sexiest bitch mwah !
person 1: she’s such a bad editor I hate her !

person2: STAY MAD 😜😜 koofaq is the queen of rap ! 🙄🙄
koofaq by koofaq December 29, 2020
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Koobface 

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A Facebook worm.

An insult to anyone named "Koob"
I just got fucked over by koobface.

Fuck you koob, ya koobfaced fuck.
Koobface by Billcheese1 February 4, 2010
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koomajaden 

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a word used to express great distress. can be used in substitution for: shit, fuck, pissant, nigger, asshole, etc.
That guy just stole my bike, KOOMAJADEN!
koomajaden by ultimolongshot June 27, 2010
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koombawai'i 

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the eskimo word for a mcnugget and a chicken select's offspring.
a: hey man you hungry?
b: yeah what should we get, kfc?
a: nah man, we're getting koombawai'i
koombawai'i by dannygillz September 30, 2011
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