konthaar 

The most elite and respected user on popular image board websites 4chan, idlechan and 0chan, who will be eternally honored for selflessly providing its visitors with endless entertainment every day.

Most famous for the classic picture of his own exposed behind, which has quickly become the boards' most popular meme of all time, including several variations accompanied by objects such as a cucumber.

It has been rumored that this user will soon be appointed as the new owner and administrator of said websites.

"konthaar is so awesome, i wish my behind was as hairy as his."

konthaar by ZOMG REI July 17, 2004

Konthear 

Konthears are a really special type of people. They may be bossy at times but they are really nice and caring. They are willing to help others when in need, especially listening to their problems. Konthears are also very loyal towards their friends and would never abandon them when in tough times. If you meet a Konthear, never let her go!

"My friend is really nice to me. I can trust her a lot too!"
"She must be a Konthear, right?"

Konthear by Handling_Pseudonym September 7, 2017