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Longer version for the name Kolt. Koltmister is the leader of the pack. When someone hears the name Koltmister their first instinct is to fall in line. People follow Koltmister. Consequences follow if Koltmister is ever disobeyed

Look! It’s Koltmister. Everyone shut up and listen!

koltmister by kotos22 January 18, 2019

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Lemmy Kilmister

the frontman for Motorhead a brilliant lyricist. Was in the band Hawkwind until fired on a gig in canada then started motorhead with fast eddie clarke and phil philthy animal taylor this man cannot be killed drank jack and smoked speed scince 69 and still hasnt kicked the bucket

jesus christ lemmy kilmister is still not dead and still rocking!

Lemmy Kilmister by guitardude218 August 11, 2008

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Lemmy Kilmister

The Ace of Spades

Lead singer of Motorhead.

Lemmy Kilmister. What can be said?

Lemmy Kilmister by baconsandwich September 26, 2008

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ketmister

Someone who loves their Ket, and who has a detailed knowledge of its workings, both chemical and physiological.

A Ketamine expert.

Martin is a ketmister

ketmister by Ketmister August 2, 2006

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Keltmaster

An old being that analyses blood samples given to him in order to determine a range of things such as age, gender, fertility, motivation, healing ability, stubbornness, curiousity, beliefs and/or other such qualities of the blood donor.

I took the samples to the Keltmaster, I would find out which one of us was the strongest once and for all

Keltmaster by The extremely handsome cottage May 29, 2017

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Lemmy Kilmister

The king of rock. His real name was Ian, but he received his nickname from asking others to lend him money because he was poor (Can you lemme a quid?").

No disrespect to Elvis, but Lemmy Kilmister was the king of rock. His singing and lyrics were unmatched.

Lemmy Kilmister by SiL3Nt-J July 16, 2026

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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