Kludas

A molecular being of dark skin and great mass. This type of person wears glasses and has a unibrow. Due to this beings high hydrochloric acid levels concentrated at his penile extension, he goes and talks to everybody he sees, even if he’s unwanted he sticks to any group of people he sees. This being thinks of himself as the god of tits and wine and would even reject the prettiest girl due to his high standards. He is often called a sex god and the sexiest shit alive as a joke, and due to his low iq level, he takes it all seriously.
Individual 1: Oh no kludas is here again, what should we do?

Individual 2: Buka re kluda

-A phrase commonly ushered to him, meaning shut up, but in a fancy way.
by Maurice from Albania January 09, 2018
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