klez

An email worm that propogates itself through your crappy microsoft products, spreading to doing fun stuff like finding hot hot cyber logs on your computer and mailing them to your grandmother, whose computer in turn mails them to the entire mailing list of AARP, which happens to include the grandmother of your wife, whose computer also unwittingly mails her the hot hot cyber log who happens to know that you are the only man in the world who get off by being tied up with red prada belts and made to HUM 2 Live Crew's "Me So Horny" at watergunpoint. Busted!

Fuck. I got Klez. Guess I am getting a divorce now.

by inyermouf November 9, 2003

klezbian

A lesbian, usually but not always Jewish, who loves Klezmer music beyond all comprehension. A klezbian also enjoys other forms of esoteric ethnic, world music and takes great pride in the fact that her tastes are so far outside the mainstream. Klezbians can usually be found in packs at live klezmer concerts, happily ignoring those around them.

I went to hear the Klezmatics and there were a ton of klezbians there.

by Jon Katajhina January 18, 2008

klezmer

1. a Jewish folk musician traditionally performing in a small band.
2. Also, klezmer music. the type of music performed by such musicians.

Yo, for my barmitzvah party i will hire a Klezmer band to play.

by Alex Da Man October 7, 2006

klezmer

1. Traditionally, a musician playing at Ashkenazy Jewish celebrations, mainly life-cycle ones such as weddings and {bar mitzvah celebrations. In this sense, the type of music being played does not matter. From Yiddish; derived from the Hebrew expression, "kley zemer", meaning, "vessels of song". Pl. "klezmorim"
2. Since the revival of traditional Ashkenazy music in the US in the 1970's, the word has been used to refer to traditional Ashkenazy (mainly secular) music.

1. Although they were poor, my grandparents had a jubilant wedding, with a band of four klezmers playing drum, clarinet, violin, and accordion.
2. For their new album, the klezmer music group researched early recordings by clarinetist David Tarras.

by haidouk April 10, 2019

klezmar

a prude girl who gets drunk and turns into a slut, but goes back to prudeness once sober again

oh my god mariam is such a klezmar

by spicy sushi January 25, 2009

klezmer

a person who fucks retarded grandmothers and brags about it to other retarded grandmothers

"Why does Omar always smell like prune juice and denture cream?"
"My granny says he's a klezmer."

by hooleeoh November 28, 2013

klezzemple

a person who has sex with other species

look at that klezzemple fuck that horse

by Joe Dahl March 18, 2004