kleptwhore

A poor (money-wise) prostitute who steals things from the house they have paid sex at.

Dude 1:Hey bro guess what, I did a prostitute last night and when I payed her, I saw my diamond ring on her finger.

Dude 2: what a kleptwhore.

by IlovecaCash August 14, 2011

kleptowhore

A (usually) female who has a tendency to acquire or possess items that does not belong the person. Basically a thieving little slut that can typically be located at your house party, local mall, etc.

"Hey man, I was at this party last weekend, and this chick tries to steal my phone!"

"Did she manage to get it?"

"Nah, I put that kleptowhore in her place."

by Eluzi0n April 12, 2016

kleptorexia

the feeling that one gets after a night of shoplifting, when you empty your purse or pockets of your stolen merchandise and you could swear you stole much more than that, leaving you in a sence hungry for more

"DUDE, i swear i got more shit than this! im having some kleptorexia"

by Carlos Cunt June 16, 2008