klely 

Very inteligent person, loves doing homework more then she loves guys.
Usually a virgin past 18. And gets sick very easy.
Also a very good dancer so you know she can ride a dick.

Klely: Hey Mr.BigD, what about the homework?
(Everyone turns head) This bitch....

klely by Glenmont June 4, 2016

Kelly on christmas 

Drinking enough alcohol during a family function that you begin to give awkward speeches, swear uncontrollably around children, lose your phone, etc

I thought everything went great at my cousin's graduation, but I found out the next day that I got drunk like Kelly on christmas.

Kelly on christmas by white d'angelo January 3, 2014

Kellyanne Conartist 

A Nickname or pseudonym used to describe someone with a bad habit of telling blatant lies, then accuses you of lying about her lies.

Friend 1: Did you see the Sr White House advisor on CNN last night?
Friend 2: Dude yes, she was being a total Kellyanne Conartist

Kellyanne Conartist by smallhandeds February 23, 2017

Charlie Kelly 

Pretty much the greatest TV character in recent memory. Appears on Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. His favorite food is milksteak with jelly beans, his hobbies are magnets, and he dislikes people's knees. Also a relentless alcoholic, inhalant abuser, Green Man, King of the Rats, and writer/director of the musical The Nightman Cometh.

Charlie Kelly is God.

Charlie Kelly: "Nightman, sneaky and mean. Spiders in side my dreams, I think I love you. You make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you Nightman."

Charlie Kelly by jshrubz April 25, 2011

kellyanned 

When you get blackout drunk, get the shit kicked out of you, left for dead, pissed on by cats and sleep under a bridge before waking up with bed head to go on national TV to spread Trumpaganda looking like the living dead.

Man last night I got totally fucking kellyanned.
Dude rough night? You look totally kellyanned bitch!

kellyanned by DoanldJTrump January 24, 2017

Kellyanne Conway 

To lie even though you and everyone else knows the "facts" are fake

I pulled a Kellyanne Conway when I told the teacher that I had alternative facts when she claimed that my facts were fake.

Kellyanne Conway by memlurd January 24, 2017

Kaelyn 

Kaelyn is the girl who will always be there for you no matter what! She’s a sweet,kind,caring human being! She can be a bitch when she wants to but you gotta believe she will always be there for you! She is a beautiful,confident young lady and is going to be a world known person by the time she’s an adult! She’s stunning and is always ready for a challenge! Always there to help! With boys or life, she can sometimes “spill the tea” but she can’t control it! She had a heart of gold! She has an ass and thighs and beautiful brown eyes! Always there if you need a shoulder to cry on and never gonna let you down. Hoes over Bros any day. Once she finds the boy she loves/likes she will not stop until she has him, but that shouldn’t be very hard! If you get a Kaelyn in your life don’t let her go, that’s your rider:)

Person 1:who is that!?
Person 2:that’s kaelyn

Person 1:damn I need her in my life
Person 2:yeah everyone does

Kaelyn by user3324 November 27, 2018