klano

A term that can be used to replace any word or expression. Derived from a mistype of "lmao", klano offers a wider array of usage in everyday situations.

A: Hey, isn't Matt Dillon a fag?
B: KLANO!!!

A: Wouldn't it be funny if he fell off his bike?
B: I would never wish klano on someone, but KLANO!

by Klano! April 8, 2008

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Klabo-Level Drink

When you aren't paying attention and fill a very large drink glass with only ice and alcohol, adding mixer purely as a garnish once you notice the glass is full.

I made a klabo-level drink, so it's lights out for me after I finish this.

by CrushinatorVII March 27, 2020

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At first, he seems judgemental and his open personality makes him seem unapproachable. He may seem like one of those troublemaker kids who are really fake but once you start talking to him you'll realize he's not fake at all, he gives no shits and tells it as it is. He's not a troublemaker but he speaks his mind and loves to play devil's advocate which does get him into trouble sometimes. He can't stand people who take everything seriously and don't know how to take a joke. Kianosh is one of the funniest people you'll ever meet, he's super easy to talk to but if he hates you, you'll know. He's the type of person to comfort you when you're stressed over a math exam, to spend hours teaching you how to play a video game that you clearly suck at, and he'll help you get items in that video game when you're distracted by the internet. Kianosh is one of those people you can be a complete idiot around, he'll call you retarded but he won't judge, he contributes to a really fun and free atmosphere where you can just goof around and make offensive jokes. He doesn't give a shit what anyone says or thinks. Kianosh will actually listen to you even if you're just blabbing about your parents. He's definitely someone you want to get to know better and become better friends with. His name means prince forever (that's what he told me), if he's a prince, he is definitely a no bullshit unconventional prince. He also loves his shoes.

p.s he looooooves Stephany and he's a complete weeb (jk)

Clare: that person just called me a bitch and said the n-word
Mikaila: yup that's kianosh for you

by Count ching chong the gay July 2, 2018

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Kanoe

A beautiful brown eyed girl that is always smiling. She has many friends but only a few best friends that she trusts. She is very athletic and a nice body to match it. Her eyes sparkle and although she may not like her hair, other girls would kill to have it. She is known to make people laugh. She is the girl that most of her friends confide in and she always has the right thing to say. Beware though, never piss off a Kanoe. She can get angry and often times holds grudges against people. SHe may seem awkward at first, but when you get to know her, you just don't want her to leave your side. She has a low self esteem sometimes but her friends know the perfect way to boost it. She gets along with Lindseys because of their similarities. They both have gorgeous smiles, nice eyes, and are really smart. They often make the best friend duo that everyone wishes they had. It is hard to find this perfect duo so cherish it when you find it.

Damn I wish I was a Kanoe!!

by anonymousanonymousanonymousduh November 11, 2012

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Kanopalopter

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When there is someone who fricken enhiliates someone by swinging their arms around in circles looking like a fucking mongolian retard, and ends up fucking smashing his puny ass prey and has a seizure afterward.

Holy fucking shit that Kanopalopter is absolutely kanopalopting that pasty white cunt

by boss_baby123 June 19, 2017

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