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kitty sanchez 

A Kitty Sanchez is when a cat licks his crinkle and then licks someone's upper lip, leaving a crinkle surprise.
After taking a massive dump my cat gave me the Kitty Sanchez.
kitty sanchez by Sarah Robin March 19, 2008
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Kitty Sanchez 

When Your girlfriend is giving you head and fingering your ass, then she comes up to kiss you and wipes her finger from your as on your upper lip
My girl was giving me the best head when that bitch pulled a kitty sanchez on me
Kitty Sanchez by JJ Keller October 21, 2004

kitty sanchez 

The act of wiping cat poo on your lover's upper lip. Derived from dirty sanchez.
My boyfriend gave me a kitty sanchez last night. And I liked it.
kitty sanchez by Gaylord Dominator February 22, 2007

Kitty Sanchez

When a cat sits on your face with it's tail across your upper lip.
Man, I woke up with a Kitty Sanchez and i looked like Albert Einstein after doing two eightballs of kitty litter.
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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