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The sexiest man alive, desired by both men and women. Mildly racist, homophobic, misogynistic, discriminative, pro-slavery, and a Nazi supporter. He may not have any eyesight at all but he has a great ass. He is some sort of weird white/brown halfsie. His aura causes you to desire to monch on his ass. If you stare at him long enough he will do something gay or that makes him seem mentally unstable. Despite looking like king Farquaad, he straight up gets puss and dick from everyone. He's the kind of guy to kiss more dudes than his girlfriend. His grandpa is the definition of GILF
Gerald if you're reading this, I'm DTF.
Bro that dude is straight up checking you out over there, what a KOURIN.
Kourin by Hashtagsquad March 17, 2019
Related Words
kiouri • khouri • kiguri • kiori • Kouriku • Kaourintin • kiburi • kikurimu • kimuri • kioribel

Kourisexual 

To have an attraction to everything and want to ejaculate aggressively on them, especially under a street light while it's freezing cold.
John is kourisexual, he wants to finish on everything that exists in the school
Kourisexual by Hehe133 March 24, 2022

kourishibiz 

Kourishibiz is a dude from Iran who has hairy legs and only works out on specific times and only work his legs. He do be squatting 100kg and bencing 75kg. In among us he is impostor 99% of the time and sells kex choklad out of his locker (not weed).
You: Good morning Kourishibiz! do you wanna go to the gym at 4pm?
Kourishibiz: No, gym 7:07AM on sunday. It's legday
kourishibiz by Alli Hakka pastan October 15, 2020
n: the unit of weight used in measuring massive craps.
Casey just took a huge shit, that must weigh at least 12 kourics.
kourics by D Wilk November 2, 2007
Kouri, a honest, fun loving, caring, selfless person who puts others before herself, often more times then putting her own self first. Extremely funny, on fire heart for god, BEAUTIFUL, long golden flocks of beauty for hair, the cutest smile in the world, all the guys want her but only one gets her and they will be together for the rest of eternity with god kept before both the two of these compassionate lovers. She honestly is the closest thing to an angel on this earth as it gets. Shes a gift from God to everyone who gets the privilege to meet her, especially her boyfriend.
Yes Kouri, you think i'm not talking about you, maybe a different kouri. But your wrong I am talking about you

Me: Hey do you know kouri?

You: Wait you mean the pretty one who acts like christ?!

Me: Thats the one!!
Kouri by everyone whos ever met you January 11, 2012

Kourinza 

An amazing girl that everybody likes. She has perfect eyes and a perfect smile, and could get any guy if she wanted to.
wow shes such a kourinza its not even funny!
Kourinza by chodey boner November 7, 2012
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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