king hippo

something that appears difficult, but is really simple with the right knowledge. based on the mike tyson's punchout character of the same name.

last night's homework was hard!
-what that? nah that was so king hippo

king hippo by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

King Hippo

Stemming from the boxer in mike tyson's punch out...a king hippo is when a male inserts his penis into the bellybutton of his partner. When finished, the partner covers it up with an "X" of white tape.

Oh Johnny, king hippo me, king hippo me all night long!

King Hippo by James M. Walker April 26, 2008