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keyboard kill

Something very funny, communicated online. The idea is that it's so funny that it causes you to spill and/or cough your drink onto your keyboard, shorting it out.
l4mez0r: ...and she said, yeah, but not with *that* spatula!
d00derino: LOL keyboard kill!
by Shoutingboy March 27, 2011
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keyboard killa

One who acts tough, or go for bad via text.
All she does is talk smack or bully people thru text, and when confronted in person she can't repeat it... She's a Keyboard Killa.
by G- Baby June 13, 2018
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Keyboard Killing

When you are online on Myspace/MSN/Facebook etc and are having a fight with someone else. it is full throttle keyboarding slamming out payouts and put them down.
girl one: "lets do some keyboard killing"

girl two: "ok"

girl one: "OMG YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER AND YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND EVERYONE HATES YOU"

girl two: "YOUR SUCH A SLUT AND EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE TO GO WHEN THEY NEED A F*^K. YOUR REALLY UGLY AND YOUR ARSE HAS ITS OWN POSTCODE"

girl one " OHKK, you just keyboard killed me"
by mishy!=] August 17, 2009
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