kevin smith'd 

when southwest airlines kick you off a flight a flight for no reason and then make up a bullshit story about it to cover their own asses.

I just got kicked off a flight for no reason, I've been kevin smith'd

kevin smith'd by Ilikeadickinmymouth January 24, 2011

Kevin Smith'd 

The guy (or gal) sitting next to you on a long flight who's body protrudes beyond their seat invading your personal (and paid for) space making the trip uncomfortable/awkward/unpleasant/torturous.

Almost to the point where you wish the plane would go down for more room or choosing to spend the entire flight duration in the lav just to get some space.

Love the guy's work, just wouldn't want to sit next to him on a long flight.

I'd like to smoke on my flights but that isn't comfortable for other passengers, should they suffer so I'm happy?

See also; web whiner / chasing space / Jay and Space Hoggin' Bob / twitter whiner / Faceboo-hooer

1.) I just flew in from LAX, what the crap, I got Kevin Smith'd all 5 hours. I'm covered in sweat and it's not even mine.

2.) Why is the right side of your shirt all wrinkled? I got Kevin Smith'd on my flight from SAN to DTW!

3.) How was your trip? My arm is still numb from getting Kevin Smith'd all the way from Dallas, what a faceboo-hooer.

Kevin Smith'd by stinkbuttboy February 17, 2010

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012