Skip to main content
usually referring to a kunal, a Kerpy is "that guy" in the group. usually brings out all of the worst calls/comebacks you have ever heard. A Kerpy is always on the hunt for friends, but fails miserably at life. likes to play FIFA, thinks he can play FIFA, but cant! this is becasue he butchers every shot there is to take. A kerpy in FIFA is someone who cant play.
Example 1:

Person 1: "ohhh look at that guy!!! what a Kerpy"
Person 2: "lol"

Example 2:

Person 1: "oi dont give that kerpy the ball!! he'll lose us the game!"
Person 2: "i know, how bad is he?!!!"
kerpy by Geoffrey Land November 18, 2007
Urban Dictionary Merch
One of the greatest friends you can ever meet. She’s sensitive, yet tough, always laughing, but knows when to stop. Kerly gives the best advice and is one of the most mature and goofy people out there.
girl one: “she was so outgoing and friendly!”

girl two: “she was definitely a kerly”
Kerly by ThiccSkinnyMariahCarey January 28, 2019
Related Words
kerpy • kempy • kerp • Kelpy • Kelpy G. • keray • kerby • kermy • kerlyn • Kermya
When you see someone or something extremely unpleasent and you throw up a little bit in your mouth
*Unpleasent person walks into the room*
Me: ugh...kerpuke.
kerpuke by Jeyde September 27, 2005
He’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. He isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. He takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. And he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. Kervy is so wonderful

A charismatic, charming, handsome, funny, respectful, Loyal, Generous, Handsome, romantic, very loving person vary kind hearted and an awesome kisser

He respects and also knows how to treat a girl. When it comes to finding the right girl he looks carefully in what the girl has, is she kind, loving etc. he likes a girl that is loyal and that won’t love another guy but him, a girl that is pure of love and A beautiful, shy girl that is always cheery and smiling. Just looking at her makes you feel good inside, Karina would be the right girl for him.

Kervy is the best person. You can do anything with him. The best person you will ever know once u meet him u would want to be with him he’s the perfect guy.
Kervy has a really big dick. When it comes to sex the girl will love it. He might look innocent but don’t judge a book by its cover. (;

when his in love he will show you how much he loves you.. he would always want to be with the person he loves.
Kervy is the person you would want to be with a person who would never hurt you and alsways be there for you no matter what.
Kervy by mr.right guy October 4, 2011
A very nice person who can take any dare and is sexy and is usally short and is unique and pretty and can be super nice. But can also be a bitch when people mess with her. she is smart and confident.suffers or sufferd from anxiety and keeps her circle small she is very fast . She always there when u need her. and is hallarious if u meet a kerlyn ur lucky.she has lost her memory befor
kerlyn fell of a horse when she was 2
Kerlyn by Bitch_ella May 20, 2018
j00 got uber kerpwnt!
kerpwnt by nocturnal January 23, 2003

kerry katona 

damn i hate that bitch kerry katona
kerry katona by jennytightlips February 12, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
Next