kerbobbin

danilo's ding a ling

Just stippling my kerbobbin, thinking of you.

kerbobbin by booyahbooyah January 28, 2011

kerbobbled 

confused, mixed up, bewildered

i don't know what to do; i'm so kerbobbled!

kerbobbled by valerrrrie May 6, 2009

fist kabobbing 

A slang term for male masturbation, named for the fact that sliding your shaft through your hand is similar to sliding meat and vegetables on a skewer.

I got caught fist kabobbing last night by my mom, and now she's in therapy.

fist kabobbing by Luke64 December 10, 2008

kernubbin 

a small quantity of something. Usually referring to the last pieces of an item.

"The picture needs to move over just a kernubbin." or "Thanks for eating the last of it, now there is nothing left but the kernubbins."

kernubbin by Freddy!!! May 22, 2005

KERBOBBLERS 

are a group of people that are best friends & named Lisa & Annie . And they love pie !

WE KERBOBBLERS !

KERBOBBLERS by kerbobblers October 26, 2011

Kebabbing

The act of rotating your body slowly around a heat source in cold weather, in particular mushroom heaters, in order to get an even distribution of warmth across the body.

Kate: Hey John what are you doing man?
John: Im kebabbing, my back is burning but Im freezing my tits off

Kebabbing by gronk August 14, 2008

kebabbing

To kebab, one must have a monster cock to impale a selected female... through both ends... simultaneously. The unique and often painful act derived from the widely exercised practice that is known as spit roasting - or commonly 'spitting' which requires two impalers and one impaler. This closely resembles a rotisserie cooker or 'spit roast' a common delicacy amongst greeks. Coincidently, wogs and guidos account for the majority of spitters (impalers) and spitties (impaled) in todays society.

The act originated in the small island state of Tasmania, south of mainland australia. Whilst spit roasting commonly requires 3 participants, Tasmanians, whom are renowned for their two heads and monster cocks, have contrived the efficient and comprehensible method that allows spitting to occur with only one impalie.

Initially spitting emerged as Tasmanian technique that allowed the two headed impaler to take part in the act of spitting with out the feat generating what is known as a gang-bang.

vicmeistermay

person #1 'dude look at that moist bitch right there, we should totally spit roast her'

person #2 'no way man! that's totally gay! you will spray your seed all over me!'

person #1 'guess im going to be kebabbing tha bitch'

person #2 'word'

kebabbing by vicmeistermay October 28, 2010