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kendizzle 

a hooker who likes rusty trombones while watching salad fingers, and enjoys the feeling of other rust covered items.
Guy1: "Hey, you know that Kendizzle?"
Guy2: "Yeah, isn't she the one with the rust fetish?"
Guy1: "Yeah man I know, she rusty trombones like she's in the band."
kendizzle by Megga Whale and Esyle September 26, 2006
Words you can keep

wendizzle 

1. ganster name for Wendy
2. suzzle's true gansta fruend

"so wendizzle is suzzle's true gansta!"
"fo shoo foooo!"

Kendrizzle 

The word Kendra with a slight gangster effect. Enjoys acting gangster on random occasions. Acts goofy around her friends. Often is the center of attention wherever she goes. Loves to stand out!
Girl 1: Who's that girl that girl that just walked in?
Group of people: I have no clue!
Guy 1: She must be a Kendrizzle!
Guy 2: That's for sure, look at her, she's the center of attention!
Girl 1: I wish I was a Kendrizzle!
Kendrizzle by Babydoll23 August 3, 2008
The knight in chess.
Watch me dance my knizzle around your bitchop and crook till your kings old head drops.
knizzle by Adel7 January 12, 2008

kdizzled 

to be extremely drunk or high.
she was so kdizzled last night she ended up sleeping on the stairs!
kdizzled by ganstagansta January 23, 2011

bendizzle 

the worlds uber raddest, dudeio, he is slicker that your average
bendizzle = RAD = kooler than mobizzle
bendizzle by sonnyisgod December 12, 2006

kelsizzle 

Kelsizzle is a name one would call a female redneck/hick that's trying too hard to fit in. Most kelsizzles pick the scene of punk and usually end up looking like the biggest poser out there.
"All that kelsizzle talked about yesterday was her damn horse."
kelsizzle by MadHater June 25, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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