The act of kempfing is to pump a girl full of diesel during 5 second intercourse then to also disperse the diesel upon the girls stomach or chest if possible. People that kempf usually are attracted to "filling up" girls with the first name Kailyn, Shawna, and Faye. Also the only way to be endowed with diesel flowing through your small penis is to be obsessed with diesel, trucks, or cranes.
Kailyn - Last night got weird I was riding Joe then he went inside me.
Chris - What's weird about that?
Kailyn - Just that black stuff drained out of my vagina and it smelled like diesel.
Chris - That's a classic case of kempfing.
Chris - What's weird about that?
Kailyn - Just that black stuff drained out of my vagina and it smelled like diesel.
Chris - That's a classic case of kempfing.
by Trucks, Diesel, Cranes July 28, 2009
Kempf- the last name of empathetic people. This name is strong. We have passion in orchards, plants, saving the bees and connecting with all animals. We are hard workers and have passion and are empathy for all. We go way back and have helped many in need. We look out for one another and welcome anyone else in need into our family.
Kenzie : Those kempf's, they are too friendly!
Sandra: I know ! They helped me with rent ! I owe them huge....
Kenzie: You better ! That's so nice of them.
Sandra: I know ! They helped me with rent ! I owe them huge....
Kenzie: You better ! That's so nice of them.
by Helen yooop September 10, 2019
The Kempf's are the coolest couple in all of Arizona.
The Kempf's had the best Yart Sale in all of Tucson.
The Kempf's had the best Yart Sale in all of Tucson.
by Kempf July 28, 2008