kelvina

Such a beauty. People are often scared to approach her because of her beauty.

But do not be fooled by her gorgeous face!!! She will shank you and pull you in like a siren singing her tune on an ocean rock! She will slap the dirty piss right of you if you cross her and she will do it with a smile on her face!! So always compliment her, be kind, or she'll go all Medusa on your ass !!!

Tell her she's pretty or she'll go all kelvina on you.

by Leann78 April 22, 2017

kelina

Kelina is a girl that is very special in every way she can make you smile but don't get on her bad side for she can make you wish you where never alive she is so beautiful all the guys want her she does not wear much make up for that she is very natural she has a sassy but sweet attitude she will be your best friend kelinas are very hard to find but when you find one you will love her even if you do not know it yet

Guy 1 : woah did you see kelina today?

Guy 2 : Yeah I wish I had a girl like that:(

by Itsyoboiiskinnypenis June 21, 2017

Kevina

Is often a girls name, symbolizes for the most amazing, caring, understanding person on Earth. Often obsessed with food and has trust issues. The Kevina chooses the people who she trusts really carefully, once you get to know her really well she is one of the best friends that will never leave you. The Kevina has wild and crazy ideas that will turn out to be really good memories, she will often surprise you and cheer you up at worst times. Kevina should be the favorite name on Earth

kevina is obsessed with Nutella

by XD_DC is the best December 30, 2016

kelvining

Invented by Lord Kelvin in the 1850s, an act of watching movies at 69 Kelvin in order to popularize the newly invented scale, soon it would be adopted all over the world. This is the optimal temperature that causes maximum stimulation, perfect for Netflix and chilling.

Yo, we kelvining tonight?

by fA1K0n June 12, 2021

Kevina

Kevina is the female version of the male Name "Kevin" If you find someone named kevina you should keep her she is a beautiful, strong and very poetic soul. She's very misunderstood but will understand you to the core. She can be emotional but will never show it and when she falls in love, she will fall hard!

Did y'all see Kevina today, she looked so upet?

by lilshawdee1987 November 28, 2012

kelvintism

An extreme case of autism where six whole chromosomes are missing and temper tantrums, anger issues, and mental retardation is obvious.

Melvin has an extreme case of kelvintism

by kelvintismattendme May 3, 2015

kelvinmak

when you dont give a damn about anything and you say all this crap that offends people but is pretty funny to other people and sometimes funny to the people that get laughed at. Says random things out of nowhere and interrupts conversations to say random funny things.

Panda: so like i was like going like to this like--
Kelvin: LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE wanna suck my dick already?
Chris/Cameron/Kevin/other tennis ppl: HAHAHAHA
Panda: wow screw you dickface
Kelvin: Let's just have sex now.
Panda: k, imma make a kelvinmak urban dictionary.
Kelvin: can i just slice my balls off?
Panda: k ill slice it off before i leave *slice*.

by pandaboyxxx August 24, 2009