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Kelsizzle is a name one would call a female redneck/hick that's trying too hard to fit in. Most kelsizzles pick the scene of punk and usually end up looking like the biggest poser out there.
"All that kelsizzle talked about yesterday was her damn horse."
by MadHater June 10, 2005
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