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kelsizzle 

Kelsizzle is a name one would call a female redneck/hick that's trying too hard to fit in. Most kelsizzles pick the scene of punk and usually end up looking like the biggest poser out there.
"All that kelsizzle talked about yesterday was her damn horse."
kelsizzle by MadHater June 25, 2005
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Kylizzlemynizzl 

kylizzlemynizzl is Kylie Jenner's snapchat name that just means *Kylie my nigga* So to all you white people...DON'T SAY THE FUCKING NAME!
Sam asked Kylie Jenner what her snapchat was and she said Kylizzlemynizzl and Marquis slapped the shit out of her.
Kylizzlemynizzl by Mahny April 22, 2017
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kissizzle 

a kiss that's soo hottt & deep & engaging & pheromoned that it fries the two personae into one, pphew portmanteau!
"wow what a sizzler, our KISSIZZLE bedrizzled me to the state of hissing vaporized passion!"
kissizzle by johnny strang March 20, 2009
A German made football, of mid quality air pressure, used during world war II predominatably because of it's fabric's chemical inbalance of Methadone.
"Get The Klizzle."
"Why doc, the game's not until Friday"
"...Heroin withdraw."
klizzle by Opie November 22, 2004

Kersmizzle 

When you make up a word to annoy your family members
Look at this old dictionary. There’s probably 2000 new words
Yeah, like Kersmizzle
Kersmizzle by wpumbria November 25, 2021

kendizzle 

a hooker who likes rusty trombones while watching salad fingers, and enjoys the feeling of other rust covered items.
Guy1: "Hey, you know that Kendizzle?"
Guy2: "Yeah, isn't she the one with the rust fetish?"
Guy1: "Yeah man I know, she rusty trombones like she's in the band."
kendizzle by Megga Whale and Esyle September 26, 2006
a nickname you can call your friends when they-
-run cross country (and are good at it!)
-thoroughly enoy all types of oreos
-are indian or (native american, which really isn't the correct term is you think about it...)
-are weird and crazy but somehow people like it
-have amazingly gorgeous features
-rock the drums on rockband
-born in the month of june
-are crazy 95% of the time
-likes using words like homeslice, homeskillet, dawg, homes, etc.
-when they type on the keyboard it sounds like a frantic thunder storm
-two words- SUE SYLVESTER
-loves to take naps while watching Law & Order
-is weird about lending out clothes
-is a neat freak
-paints their toes purple for only one reason...
-always needs a pencil
-screams at their siblings to take showers. NOW!
-is addicted to facebook
snap! did you just see that ksizzle run that 1600?!
ksizzle by sauce1205 April 4, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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