When a friend or significant other responds to you with "kek," they're uninterested in what you're saying or showing, therefore ending the conversation. This places you into the kekzone for a period of time.
You: Hey! Look at this funny image I've found! {image}
Friend: kek You: Ugh, kekzone strikes again!
noun- When you are placed into the Friendzone by a girl named Kelcey or some version of that name (Kelsey, Kelsie, or Kelcie), in which she is making it clear to you that you will only be her friend and that you are not a potential romantic partner.
noun- The Kelzone. The zone of friendship similar to the friendzone that describes a place in which you may reside where you are a friend, and only a friend, of Kelcey.
verb- Kelzone. When a woman named Kelcey puts you in The Kelzone, she has "Kelzoned" you.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!