The guy that mans the keg at a party. Spends his time pumping that stupid hand pump. Between filling red Solo cups, he drinks as much as he can directly from the hose.
Secondary duties include making sure everyone with a cup has a permanent marker mark to show they've paid for their cup.
Secondary duties include making sure everyone with a cup has a permanent marker mark to show they've paid for their cup.
by thewoodrow November 4, 2014