kaymac 

Unusually obsessive O-Town fan who is especially fond of it's founder ( boy band genious LOU PEARLMAN!). She enjoys basketball, softball, singing old pop songs from 1998, pretending to be other people online, prank phone calls with kaitlin and karen, milk drinker, grinding with kirsten and milk drinker (he doesn't know it though), and who thinks Kansas is the shiz.

Kaymac's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

kaymac by deet January 10, 2004

kaymac 

girl who loves pita coladas, getting caught in the rain, and long walks on the beach with boy band legend lou pearlman.

"kaymac is the shiz!"

kaymac by someone special January 2, 2004

karmacinoma 

A cancer of the soul caused by a douchebag insane enough to spread bullshit news of illness and death about their loves ones; in order to pathetically evoke the sympathy of others.

Hey man, did you hear Jenkins has Karmacinoma, his dead sister came back to life.

karmacinoma by Tambell September 17, 2018

Kamachameleon

A Boy George song about a vice presidential candidate who keeps shifting positions!

Are you truly a socialist, haha, I'm just Kamachameleon!

Kamachameleon by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020

karmaclismic 

When karma hits back like a muthafucka, and the whole house of cards that is your life comes crumbling down.

Due to an onrush of karmaclismic events, Howie's life fell apart around him. Maybe he shouldn't have always badmouthed handicapped people.

karmaclismic by Haggymania October 15, 2011

Karmacinoma 

A case of cancer bestowed upon a person, by the universe, in retribution for being an asshole. The severity, prognosis, and degree of suffering endured by the deserving victim are in direct proportion to the scale and egregiousness of the victim's history of being an asshole. The majority of cases are not terminal, suggesting that universe intends these cases to be painful and expensive wake-up calls for the affected assholes. In terminal cases of Karmacinoma, it appears that the universe is unleashing its oncogenic wrath as a means of purging the most flagrant assholes from society.

Upon contracting Karmacinoma, no acts of contrition, apologies, or promises to modify behavior have been shown to mitigate the severity or duration of the disease. In cases where the victim survives the illness, such acts and sustained follow-though on them have been shown to extend remission, often indefinitely. Recurrent cases of Karmacinoma carry a 100% terminal prognosis, a clear indication that the universe does not appreciate disregard of a clear and intended wake-up call.

Research has concluded that there is some minimum threshold of being an asshole that must be exceeded before the universe metes out its malignant vengeance on a target victim, suggesting that the universe tolerates some level of asshole behavior. This finding is supported by the empirical observation that every single person is an asshole occasionally, yet not everyone has cancer.

Halpert: Hey, Pam, I just heard that Michael Scott was diagnosed with cancer.
Beesly: Yea, it's bad, Jim. They're saying it's terminal.
Halpert: Any word on what kind of cancer?
Beesly: Stage 4 Karmacinoma.
Halpert: It figures. That guy was such a major asshole.

Karmacinoma by Clark F. Kent December 6, 2019

karmacide

Doing irreparable harm to your own best interest through the consequences of your own actions.

(1)Bill Clinton's relationship with Monica turned out to be karmacide.
(2) Hey man, did you hear that Max committed karmacide when he went on a drunken spending spree and over-spent his credit card by $10,000.
(3) I am asking Kelly to marry me, hope it does not turn out to be karmacide.

karmacide by Exigent Mind January 7, 2011