kayay 

when you want to sow excitement and really emphisise it. you must also put your hands up, one at 45 degrees diagonally up and the other level. in a retro buttman way.

Matt: Lauras a slag
Laura: we got served
Matt: Kayay!!

kayay by matt,lauras slag January 10, 2008

Kanayaphobia 

The fear of chainsaws

Ever since that time she sliced Eridan in half with a chainsaw, everyone's developed kanayaphobia.

Kanayaphobia by everylalondehasitsthorns September 24, 2013

KaLaya 

Most beautiful Girl in the world. She is beauty in its finest form. You will never forget how she brings a smile to any room. She makes the world go around. She is intelligent practical and exquisite. If you happen to meet a kalaya. Tell her how beautiful she is and that her momma loves her. Momma"kalaya tianna is my baby i love her"

Kalaya is exquisite beauty.

KaLaya by Starsatellitemoon13 June 15, 2019

kalaysia 

kalaysia is a cute loyal smart and a good person kalaysia can be a good bestfriend and a good girlfriend so if you find kalaysia keep her

kalaysia is intelligent

kalaysia by brittiny starkers September 21, 2016

Kayaking 

The act of dipping the unbitten end of a piece of food you have taken a bite of to avoid double dipping. Derived from the similarity of the act to using a kayak paddle, where the two opposite ends of the paddle are dipped consecutively into the water.

If you take one bite of a fry then dip the unbitten end in ketchup after, you are kayaking. This technique can also be applied to quesadillas, chicken tenders, onion rings, etc.

Not everyone accepts kayaking. Some people will unfairly equate it to double dipping, so use this technique at your own risk.

Jim: “Hey man, no double dipping!”
John: “Nah, it’s cool. I’m just kayaking.”

Kayaking by WhatThaFish January 29, 2020

Flatwater Kayak 

A suicidal sport based on racing tippy boats down flat water including, but not limited to, lakes and gorges. Most sprint athletes train through the winter without all that much clothing, layering what they do wear oddly in haste or desperation for warmth. Sprint kayakers are often considered to be rowers' slow cousin and whitewaters' wimpy sister, but in reality alot of pain and guts goes into the sport.

Most clubs share training grounds with rowers and have develloped an intense rivalry with them. Sprint kayakers have to remain fit not just for overall speed but also to fit in the thin boats. New kayakers frequently capsize, and to avoid this they might stear clear of using seats, which brings them lower to the water's surface and improves balance. Many boats use tall spikes to hold seats in place, and as many clubs are fairly poor many boats lack footboards (a board that kayakers use with steering and legdrive) so athletes occasionally have to deal with extreme discomfort. The sport is embaressing if you're caught in public in winter gear, or if you capsize during a regatta on a popular lake. This sport is not to be confused with recreational kayaking; recreational kayaks do well on rough waters while sprint boats are brutal in the wind.

1)
Brad: "Hey, Keith, check out that freaky chick with the layered spandex!"
Keith: "Haha, I hear she kayaks or something, who does that in the winter, she must be crazy!"
2)
Leslie: "Hey, kayaker! Having trouble keeping up with us shells?" (shells referring to rowing boats)
Andrea: "Hey, rower! Having trouble identifying that whale you're heading straight towards?"
3)
Oscar: "Yo, sprint is whitewater's gimped sis, man!"
Tory: "Oh yeah, I forgot that it's wimpy to risk hypothermia 6 months of the year while pulling 200 pounds with my arms and abs."
4)
Gregory: "God, it's sooooo cold out, and I have to walk home from the bus!"
Calvin: "Yeah, I have to go kayak until 7:00."
Gregory: "Serious, man? Are you crazy?"
Calvin: "Nah, just a wee bit suicidal."

FLATWATER KAYAK OWNS

Flatwater Kayak by lolCKClol November 20, 2009

Kanayaphobia 

The fear of being misled by a crowdsourced reference website.

Kanayophia. The fear of chainsaws. -Oclulus
I heard kanayaphobia is the fear of having to double check your Internet sources - PurrgundyCat

Kanayaphobia by InterdictorCompellor October 18, 2021