karaoke diva 

A socially awkward outcast who sings karaoke because it's the only thing that makes them feel appreciated. These people arrive 30 minutes early so they can be the first to sing. They require lots of attention so they usually sing more songs than anyone else. You can identify a karaoke diva easily because they start distracting the KJ as they're setting up, giving them tips on how to do their own job. The karaoke diva has no friends. They usually like to sing obscure songs that nobody has and then they like to complain about it. They're the most high maintenance person in the bar. They always complain about the sound, the microphones, the song version, and every little detail. They usually bring their own illegally downloaded CDs, which are scratched and don't play. This is just another thing they like to complain about. The karaoke diva expects perfection beyond perfection. They have their own opinion of how the show should be run, and if you make one mistake, they lose their temper. They confront the KJ and tell them how horrible they are, then they go to the manager and complain about how unfair the KJ is, in spite of the fact that they sang more songs than everyone else and didn't even tip. They are determined to leave the bar angry and complaining. They are never satisfied. Yes ladies and gentlemen, that is the exact definition of a karaoke diva. There are a lot of them out there, and they will find you.

I'm sorry Yvonne. The only complaint I had all night was from this guy Jeff, but it wasn't my fault. He's just a karaoke diva.

karaoke diva by KJ Tommy November 2, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012