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karachoke 

(pr. Kara-chokey) Usually encountered by drunken men attempting to sing Whitney Houston or Celine Dion songs after several alcoholic beverages, karachoke is the moment during the high note when the vocal chords snap, thus blocking the airways and causing a painful and embarrassing death through asphyxiation.
According to the coroner, Bob's death at the Christmas party was attributed to karachoke.
karachoke by cds2212 February 5, 2010
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Drunken Karaoke 

When a female is going down on a male, and she so drunk she can't seem to put the penis into her mouth, yet she's moaning at it as it sloshes around her face. This is usually accompanied with a fair amount of saliva which in turn, smears her hair onto her face and looks like sweat from a live concert performance.
My god. Last night was insane! She totally did a drunken karaoke.
Drunken Karaoke by -djb- April 7, 2011

PowerPoint Karaoke 

When the presenter of a PowerPoint presentation is reading straight off the slide and not expanding on what is written.
"She's just reading straight off the slide! She may as well let us read it rather than read it out to us - it's PowerPoint Karaoke, I tells ya!"
PowerPoint Karaoke by TeRRa4 October 21, 2011

goat karaoke

A new craze wherein folks bring their goats to a karaoke bar, get shit-faced and then reach a point where they are completely unselfconscious on the stage doing a duet with the goat.
Let’s go my fun loving little grass monkey, we got our goat karaoke tonight!
goat karaoke by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

karaoke pigeon

Somebody who lurks around the karaoke singing area and insists upon singing along with the singer whether they like/need/want the pigeon to or not. Similar to a pigeon that won't leave you alone if you have food.
Bill is such a scavenging karaoke pigeon, he has been a back-up singer for the last 7 songs.
karaoke pigeon by Sonya_Begonia December 3, 2007

Karaoke Syndrome 

The inability to listen to a song without singing aloud.
She's got karaoke syndrome band, she sings every song she hears.
Karaoke Syndrome by Something915 August 25, 2010

karateoke 

The act of performing karate moves whilst singing karaoke
Jeff had exemplary karateoke skills when he gave his rendition of "Kung Fu Fighting" at the bar Friday night.
karateoke by nylek22 July 10, 2009
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