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Een verstopte neus die süber irritant is of ook wel een neus gemaakt van kak indien je het letterlijk bedoelt.
Ik moet mijn neus weer snuiten, stomme kakneus.
kakneus by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020
to plot against; to plan deceit, evil, or plundering activities; to think up something horrible; to plot revenge
"Lauren and I were kaknooking about Jane's party tomorrow."

"I will get back at her, I'm doing to kaknook tonight"
kaknook by alisha danielle t March 1, 2009

super kaknuckle faknuckle bill buckle banana truckle 

A phrase said by a man named Alex, it doesn't really mean anything but when the time is right you'll know when to say it. With lots of practice you can say it really fast
Guy one- yo he is a super kaknuckle faknuckle bill buckle banana truckle
Guy two- yea he is really stupid

kaknsesman 

Kaknsesman man is a greek god of sex. In many cultures he is called the "king of orgasms" because he would steal all the village's women and make them squirt at the same time.

"run! Its kaknsesman! He is comming to steal our women and ses them up really good"
Kaknsesman will find your women, ses them, and leave the sexually satisfied
kaknsesman by kaknsesman run run!! January 6, 2014
when something is uncool, shitty or just plain boring
The kakness of work is making me wish this day would end
kakness by B-Rad66699 May 20, 2008
The inward and outward thrusting of the pelvis, while the penis (kak) is inside one of the many voids in the female body. Leading to loud screams, moaning, and explosive ground shaking orgasms. (Ses)
"On my way to ses yo gurl"
"Hey man I just had kaknses!"
kaknses by White sessy December 17, 2013
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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