justin bieper 

when your alarm clock plays (for NO APPARENT REASON) A justin bieber song. Also, if your alarm clock wears purple sunglasses, shoes, or shirt (unlikely).

The normal click wouldn't shut the justin bieper up, so I took a baseball bat and smashed it to bits.

justin bieper by dab52 August 16, 2012

Justin Bieber fan 

Slang for the words Crazy, horny, psychotic, etc.
I'm not even kidding! Some Justin Bieber fans dry humped and MADE OUT with the ground he walked on, fed a POSTER of him, HAD SEX with a poster of him, kissed and GAVE HEAD to a cardboard cut out of him, and people even tweeted sexually explicit things to him on twitter, and one fan put a pic of him on a blow-up doll and had sex with it. One girl cut of someone's hair because they called him gay , one girl CARVED HIS NAME in her arm, one fan asked Santa for Justin Bieber's cum for Christmas. Not to mention the retarded "cut for bieber" on social media. Wtf.

Justin Bieber fan: OMGGGGG F**K ME JUSTIN PLSSSSS

That isn't even a exaggeration of a Justin Bieber fan. If you see one on public, make sure you have pepper spray on you, if not, RUN

Justin Bieber fan by a fallen star xxx January 18, 2019

Albino Justin Bieber 

You can spot an AJB by their long, blond, Justin Bieber like hair. If they don't have a #10 jersey, it's not him

That Albino Justin Bieber isn't playing very well

Albino Justin Bieber by Albino Justin Bieber February 5, 2015

Justin Bieber 

A weapon of mass destruction developed by evil Canadian scientists in an attempt to conquer the United States and make Canada a super country. When the weapon grew, the scientists put it to test on youtube with it getting millions of views. The scientists approached the Canadian capital to notice a high torture rate. The scientists told that Canada would gain control of the US if sent to the states. Convinced, they sent it to the US only to be backfired when he gained teenage girl fans. Furious by this, Canada commenced Search and Destroy in order to destroy the weapon. But due to it's popularity, its bodyguards would risk to take a bullet for the WMD. Canada is still trying to reach the weapon but it has shown no effect so far.

We must stop Justin Bieber before it develops a army of teenage girls so Canada will be saved.

Justin Bieber by Steven Trollinski August 15, 2012

who the f*** is justin bieber 

famous phrase told by wise metal singer Ozzy Osbourne into an interview in 2010

The Host : What music are you listening now? Do you listen to any music
*Ozzy speaks on his english*
The host : So you are listen a lot of Justin Bieber
Ozzy : Who?
The host : Justin Bieber
Ozzy : Who the f*** is Justin Bieber

who the f*** is justin bieber by sobry November 15, 2016

justin bieber wanna be in denial 

anyone who has a hairstyle like Justin bieber. These people will deny liking justin bieber but if you actually knew the you would find out that they watch his videos online and love his music. these people can aften be caught humming the tune to "baby baby baby"

wow, that guy is such a justin bieber wanna be in denial

justin bieber wanna be in denial by bambambam321 July 12, 2010

Still better than Justin Bieber

When something is really really bad, but not as bad as Justin Bieber.

The band last night sucked, but they were still better than Justin Bieber.

Still better than Justin Bieber by Bhutterfly02 April 19, 2011