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1. An individual who wears loose and baggy clothing to abstain from accentuating their enormous genitalia.
2. Someone who takes aesthetic measures(such as duct tape or rubber bands) to conceal the immensity of their sexual organs.
I was in the locker room the other day and happened to notice Carl coming from the showers. Holy smokes, if that junk smuggler wasn't dragging two feet of flesh pencil behind him.
by crack pageant August 07, 2010
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