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Juncker is a term for being excessively obese used for YouTubers by british people
Butter: Hey, have you seen juncker?

Illuminati: Sorry, im racist, but not that racist.
by ThePowkerMan April 20, 2022
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A British term to describe getting absolutely pissed out of your skull on two bottles of brandy, wearing odd shoes and waddling around like you’ve shit yourself while pretending to be the Fuhrer of the United States of Europe.
“Hey Roger, do you fancy going down the Pig and Cameron tonight and getting absolutely ‘Junckered’?”
by Master Baiter 1972 December 20, 2018
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