juicy omelette

When a man is riding a woman in any way, shape or form involving penetration, and he grabs a frying pan full of scalding-hot, but juicy eggs and whacks her in the head, making a "DOONK!!!" sound. Then, he must continually whack her in sync with his thrusting while she is covered with burning eggs.

Some biatch was buggin me, so I gave her a juicy omelette to set her straight.

by Stanlet Kowalski October 28, 2003

juicy omelette

A runny or gastric shit

His juicy omelette was splattered all over the toilet bowl

by poo juice October 30, 2003