jubanubba

Noun.

The state of a given situation immediately prior to its becomming a clusterfuck, fuckeree, or double sided charlie fucking foxtrot with cherries on top. Sheer irreversable badness that hasn't fully manifested yet. To be differentiated from merely 'fucked up' by the foreknowlege of those involved of impending extreamly serious and resounding consequences, be they physical, mental, or in any way related to your girlfriend.

You guys didn't smell the fire back here!?...oh we got a truck load now goddamn it, a real jubanubba.

Whaddya mean 1500 dollars!? The car's not even worth that! What's the name of this godforsaken town anyway, jubanubbaville?

jubanubba by el sean o May 22, 2006

Jubaluba 

A term used to reflect a person of obese nature. The masculine term is a jubalub wheras the femine version is jubaluba. It basically is a funny way of pointing out a fat person or munch bandit.

Last night I was so tanked up that I got with this jubaluba she almost crushed me in bed. It still was my best!


Check out that jubalub jogging check out his man boobs. He needs to do some serious dieting!

Jubaluba by hotspur1 April 24, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016