One who loves cha-chi.
Jonie loves cha-chi! My name is ben stiller and I like it in the bum!
by AgentSythe March 18, 2005
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Joni's are commonly known as silent creatures. They lurk in the shadows and operate by their own standard and intuition. Joni's come across as friendly chill guys but there is a dark side to them. The more time you spend with one of these lizard like creatures the more you realize that they are all leeches. Joni's have a clear concept of adapting to social situations to maximize their shekel gaining potential. Joni's are infamous for getting everything handed to them and never paying for anything themselves. Joni's are also generally addicted to anime, porn and shit memes which they recycle for ages. These creatures are no men, they are lizards of Dreynor, goblins of the loot.

Other side effects of being a Joni might include, not understanding social cues, being unable to maintain a sleep schedule for longer than 24 hours, being bedridden and taking 40 minute shits on a daily basis, burning their forzen pizzas to crisp, ruining the mood, being generally autistic, driving to the kitchen with their hoverboard since their legs are unusually weak, having hobbit feet.
This some real Joni like behaviour
Joni is being retarded again
Joni is being himself again
Can you not be such a Joni right now?
Joni, stfu
by BIgMiddleman December 20, 2021
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a name of a girl, she is stuborn, thinks she is the best at evrything encept athleticism. She has a bad fation well sometimes like maybe once a month she will wear a instyle alfet. But be care full with Jonies cause whene you first meat them they seam nice and fun . Just bewear of a Jonie.
Ushally she wil smile at you or laugh at your jokes to make you think she is a person with a good sence of humor. Jonie is the name of a girl but she is not the girl you want to be hanging out with.
by love running April 9, 2015
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Jony is a very handsome man and is taken by a girl name Bawi. He is loving, caring and smart. Most importantly he has my heart and I have his. He is mine so back off people respectfully🙄
Jony has a gf name Bawi.

Jony is very very very handsome.
Jony has my heart. <3
I love u jony . Muahhh. ❤️
by Kyra<3 January 12, 2022
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A fat fuck that sniffs everything and eats cardboard. Also she'll go pauly strong mode like Paul in Strongfellas if you trip her. She going to steal you food.
Jack: I'm hungry John: sorry joni was being strong leap year and ate my food.
by MyNameOof October 26, 2019
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One of the most talented female singers in the world, with a wild, beautiful, haunting voice.
by BobDylanROCKS October 8, 2006
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