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Once a retard, now even more so, Jondz would be the person on MX who tries to act cool. If you were to pull a "Jondz", you would repeatedly use internet slang and techniques in an attempt to look cool and make friends, but fail dreadfully.
/me makes comment
/me plays guitar
/me thinks im cool
/me pulls a jondz
*thinks*
/me did pull a jondz
jondz by Brycey July 14, 2004
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A team doing something exceptional, way above their individual capabilities. A JONZA can be an exclamation of surprise at how well a team pulled something off.
The team has totally done a JONZA on this. Incredible effort.
JONZA by SinkingSideways November 21, 2022
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jondz • jondom • Jonda • jonezin' • jonder • jondis • Jordz • jondel • JonDon • Jondre
Having a withdrawal, or craving for something, an addiction. Can be drug related.
He quit a few days ago, but is really jonezin for one.
Jonezin by Hollaback21 March 14, 2009
(Check this out... There’s only one Jondall that you know and Yea I made this.)
Jondall is a very quiet and emotionless person when you first meet him. If you ever see him and that award-winning smile, you’ll probably smile back just because you were caught into his gaze. He’s very charming due to his darkskin persona and 2 dimples. His eyes are brown but they sparkle in the light...
“Hey have you seen Jondall today?”
“No, but that’s surprising because you can spot that smile from a mile away.”

Jonzzsexual 

A person who follows jonzzwrld on social media, enjoys his content and is sexually attracted to him.
I am a proud jonzzsexual.
Jonzzsexual by Caseclosed69 May 1, 2021
A smug Canadian who resents America for being an actual country. This type of person subconsciously feels their own physical and emotional inadequacies are symptomatic of the weak and feminized culture of Canada. This insecurity compels them to lash out at the dominant American culture through feeble attempts at biting criticism and pretentious posturing.
The mean-spirited and half-witted joke he told about Bush made the Jonzo feel not quite so pathetic for a little while, but he soon fell back to thinking himself half a man.
Jonzo by Sammy Davis III January 1, 2007
A person who is very kind and helpful to others. He has awesome friends and gets good grades at school. He may be shy at first but when you get to talk with him, he is a very nice guy. He can talk about different kinds of topics when having a conversation with him. He knows a lot about music, tv shows, movies, and more. He is the kind of person who can make others happy, even when he is not saying much. Kids and adults like him because of his personality.
Person 1: "Hey, have you seem that one guy who doesn't talk that much?"

Person 2: "Who, Jondell?"

Person 1: "Yeah, I think that's his name."

Person 2: "Oh yeah I know him, Jondell is very nice when you get to know him."
Jondell by JT111 June 16, 2017
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