Once a retard, now even more so, Jondz would be the person on MX who tries to act cool. If you were to pull a "Jondz", you would repeatedly use internet slang and techniques in an attempt to look cool and make friends, but fail dreadfully.
/me makes comment
/me plays guitar
/me thinks im cool
/me pulls a jondz
*thinks*
/me did pull a jondz
/me plays guitar
/me thinks im cool
/me pulls a jondz
*thinks*
/me did pull a jondz
by Brycey July 14, 2004
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Jondall is a very quiet and emotionless person when you first meet him. If you ever see him and that award-winning smile, you’ll probably smile back just because you were caught into his gaze. He’s very charming due to his darkskin persona and 2 dimples. His eyes are brown but they sparkle in the light...
Jondall is a very quiet and emotionless person when you first meet him. If you ever see him and that award-winning smile, you’ll probably smile back just because you were caught into his gaze. He’s very charming due to his darkskin persona and 2 dimples. His eyes are brown but they sparkle in the light...
“Hey have you seen Jondall today?”
“No, but that’s surprising because you can spot that smile from a mile away.”
“No, but that’s surprising because you can spot that smile from a mile away.”
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The mean-spirited and half-witted joke he told about Bush made the Jonzo feel not quite so pathetic for a little while, but he soon fell back to thinking himself half a man.
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Person 1: "Hey, have you seem that one guy who doesn't talk that much?"
Person 2: "Who, Jondell?"
Person 1: "Yeah, I think that's his name."
Person 2: "Oh yeah I know him, Jondell is very nice when you get to know him."
Person 2: "Who, Jondell?"
Person 1: "Yeah, I think that's his name."
Person 2: "Oh yeah I know him, Jondell is very nice when you get to know him."
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