Joffee

1.To pull a flinch, including closing eyes, or gestures moving away from a harmful action, such as a fake punch.
There are bigger manifestations the larger the flinch.
As are: Super Joffee, Mega Joffee, Virtual Joffee, Airborne Joffee.

"Hey dude," *pretends to throw remote control*
*Second guy flinches*
"Joffee."
"Shut up."

by Beans/Eddie August 04, 2007

Morgan Joffee

A Morgan Joffee is a thing that is very round and unintelligent. He is bad at games as well.

I don’t want to be a Morgan Joffee at Fortnite🙏🏻

by phatwastaken November 13, 2019

Joffee

1. the wonderous mixture that commonly known by smoking a joint (AKA "J") and drinking a coffee in the early morning hours.

"A joffee, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of a joffee in the morning."

by BogSabet January 11, 2024