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One who belives they are tough and prematurely ejaculates in there pants at the first sight of a hot girl. Also believes they have friends when in real life no one likes them
Dude Ricardo is such a jizzy johnson now wonder why hes always playing video games
by iwhbyd March 19, 2008
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