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A tall light skin guy who's really cute. Who wants to be a police officer to fight crime. A jimmory is trustworthy and also weird in a good way. Also a jokester. One more thing, a jimmory also has a really big dick that would have your legs weak for weeks.
Her: I'm kinda crushing on jimmory but he's my best friend and I don't want to make it awkward and tell him.

Friend: I know how you feeling but if you know things will be awkward then don't tell jimmory.
jimmory by S jay.. May 15, 2016
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When a person (generally older but not always) can not use technology correctly. It usually comes in the form of horribly constructed sentences on social media, but can be many other things
1. " my GRANDSON.... IS A,,, HEAVY,, BOY,,"

2. Every time I try to teach Dad how to use Facetime, it's a whole lot of jimmery
Jimmery by Nerd Leader May 6, 2021
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a time when you are feeling angry or let down
I can't land this trick. It is making me so jimpory.
jimpory by RandomGuy0856 October 18, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026