Friend: The government just made taxes lower on the rich and higher on all of us.
Me: That's the jewish machine for you.
Me: That's the jewish machine for you.
by Alfred Hithcock August 12, 2017
1. A term used to describe a vending machine that takes your money and doesn't provide a snack.
2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.
2. A term used to describe a vending machine built on a set on a down hill grade towards the wall so as to collect chnage that is dropped by the user.
1. I would have brought you a drink too Frank but the Jewish vending machine down the hall stole my money!
by choke artist February 7, 2010