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jewing them down 

To barter with someone until you get want you want for much less than it costs in the first place.
mainly found at flea markets or spanish markets.
A: "the pig costs $10"
B: "I'll give you $5."
A: "$8"
B: "$7"
A: "$7.50"
B: "$6"
A: "Sold"
B Walks Away.
B: "I got my pig. Yeeeeeeah. See son, that's called 'Jewing Them Down'"
jewing them down by Darth Brak December 28, 2007
1. To renege on or break a deal based upon previously unexpressed or recently invented fine print, often due to unforeseen negative consequences.

2. To promote one's own self interest to the detriment of someone else to whom you have some type of loyalty or obligation.
1. Every time we make a bet, he jews out of it when he loses.

2. I'd ask him to join our group, but he'd end up jewing us over when it comes to the final grade.
Jewing by ICBomber November 16, 2007

jewington 

1) A jewish person who oftentimes was born in jewrusalem and has practiced the jewish faith starting at a young age. This person often tries to turn the people near him jewish often unsuccesfully.
" Omg look over there its that queer jewington"
jewington by : D ! September 20, 2007

Jewing it up 

The act of being jewish. Such as picking up pennies. You must know before it has been done though.
You could also before curling your hair.
Example 1:

Tommy Kiole: Hey im going to pay for gas. Did you bring money?

Johnathon Flotie: Na, ill probably look around on the ground and start "jewing it up"

Tommy Kiole: Alright.

Isahia Hebrewburg: I take offence to that!

Johnathon Flotie: We don't give a shit, Damn jew.

Isahia Hebrewburg: I'm gunna' kick your ass!

(50 cal. is shot from distance, peirceing the snorty jews brain, killing him)

Everyone there: hahaha, damn jews.

Example 2:

Brianne: Finally we are at the plastic surgen! What kind of nose should i get? Big, small, or medium?

Louise the Prejudice Lady: What the hell? Why don't you curl your damn hair, and pick up pennies, and start being good at math too, if you get a big ass nose?

Brianne: What are you talking about?

Louise the prejudice: Im just pretecting you, i don't want my best friend to start "Jewing it up"

jewing around 

When one of your friends(primarily a person that is jewish) is being a complete fagtot or messing around like a bitch
Danny Stop fucking jewing around you cunt
jewing around by That messedup April 23, 2018

Over-jewing it 

When a person is constantly bringing up their Jewish heritage in casual conversation.
"Yeah, I know he is from Israel, but he doesn't have to tell me about it every 15 seconds. I think he is over-jewing it.
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