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jesus year 

The 33rd year of your life where you are reborn in some sense. Perhaps a mid-life crisis, perhaps an ego death, perhaps the year where you abandon old ways and start new .... or perhaps you were affixed to a cross and came out the other side a spiritual figure that historians, theologians, worshipers and dissenters make the subject of many a conversation.
"When I turned 33 I quit my job, went broke, then changed my diet, started rebuilding my credit and followed my passion. Yep, that was definitely my Jesus year."
jesus year by trickynek August 6, 2014
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jesus year 

The 33rd year of your life. Time to get moving and get things done (maybe).
Next year is my Jesus year, I better stop drinking.
jesus year by agill December 24, 2008

Jesus Christ Year 

Being 33 years old. The year that Jesus Christ died. Year of adventure, growing wisdom. year of fulfilling prophecies/promises
You ain't old, it's your Jesus Christ Year birthday, lots of good things in store for you this year!
Museum hopping or gorging on chocolate ice cream- any one of those is a great year to ring in your JC year!
Jesus Christ Year by DayGoHug December 16, 2014
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