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jesus gun

jesus gun
1 jee-zuhs, -zuhz guhn noun, verb, gunned, gun·ning.
a weapon consisting of a metal tube, with mechanical attachments, from which projectiles are shot by the force of an explosive so powerful that it could kill any religious icon or god(s).
a long-barreled cannon having a relatively flat trajectory and deity killing capability.
Damn that mtz, he pieced out our entire squad with that big bad jesus gun......again.
by mtz81 September 06, 2011
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