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Jessalyn
An amazing loving, caring, genuine, beautiful Canadian girl who will love unconditionally. She will bring you up when you're down, she goes out of her way to make sure you're happy. She is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning and the last you think of when you go to sleep at night. She will never lie to you or intentionally hurt you. You don't have to be perfect, she loves you for who you are as a person. When you're with you know you can be yourself without being judged. She is the type of girl that you hope and pray that you're able to be with for the rest of your life. Her smile is the type of smile that will light up a room and will make you smile. She is the most beautiful girl in this entire world. She makes you think "What would I do without her?" Where would I be without her?" She is the best girl you will ever find...
Jessalyn by ThePimpOfTheNation February 12, 2017
Jesseness
It's an energy field created by all the JFCers. It surrounds us and penetrate us and it binds the JFCers together.
Jesseness by CrazyClavie April 27, 2005
Jessamine
The name of a girl who is wonderful, talented, and unique. Despite her brusque appearance, she is actually very sweet and caring. Seeing her smile will put you on top of the world.
There is also a flower called the jessamine, but don't be fooled; no plant could ever be as beautiful as she.
There is also a flower called the jessamine, but don't be fooled; no plant could ever be as beautiful as she.
Jessamine by Sherlock Thor February 4, 2010
Jessalie
The best damn girl friend you will ever come across. She is always there for you when you need her. She has her moments but once she knows you actually care she will open up to you and trust you with the most personal information. You can trust her with anything you tell her and you will always have the best fun together.
Jessalie by synderellarose317 November 25, 2017
Jesseness
n.- feelings, generally happy and/or romantic, associated with the hot fictional character Jesse de Silva from the Mediator series by Meg Cabot, who has hair the color of a raven's wing, eyes as deep as the ocean, and- uh, nevermind.
Feel the Jesseness.
I'm full of the Jesseness right now. The Jesseness is making me hyper.
I am full of Jesseness after reading the "Mediator".
I'm full of the Jesseness right now. The Jesseness is making me hyper.
I am full of Jesseness after reading the "Mediator".
Jesseness by The JFCers April 21, 2005
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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