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jennygasm 

A particular kind of orgasm named after the first person known to exhibit them. Through a combination of Kegel excercises and an impressive ability to draw in air and queef at will- she was able to bring herself to orgasm by spasming her vaginal muscles and queefing. The stimulation is mild but after hours of this noisy but mostly still form of masturbation a woman can bring herself to orgasm.
"Damn woman are you queefing or trying to have a jennygasm over there?"

"Impressive and frightening, a jennygasm is a feast for the eyes and ears"
jennygasm by Holden Alfredo January 7, 2008
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johnnygasm 

orgasm suddenly caused by thought of how fucking sexy johnny depp is...especially when dressed up as captain jack sparrow from pirates of the carribbean...this kind of orgasm has its own category because he is just so goddamn hott that you need little or no touching to achieve climax...thank god for johnny depp...*smiles*
*watching pirates of the carribbean*...*sees johnny depp*...*johnnygasm*...o god that was good...
johnnygasm by Mollie January 18, 2004

Jennysmith 

My girlfriend is perfect; she is a jennysmith. She is beautiful.
Jennysmith by Boyfriend #1 April 13, 2011

jeangasm 

To achieve orgasm from rubbing genital areas together while wearing jeans.
She's so hot, we had a Jeangasm.
jeangasm by xX-Reco2-Xx July 18, 2017

johnnygasm 

What happens when you are with a guy named John who is the most awesome lover -makes you feel young- everything is new and exciting- like you have never experienced before-
I had a johnnygasm when I was with John last night!!!
johnnygasm by kuriouskittykat November 21, 2010

Jennyjames 

An angel that deserves all the love and happiness in this world.
Jennyjames is the prettiest girl that I've ever seen.
Jennyjames by yenyenyen November 25, 2021
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