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Jerusalem/Dopesmoker 

The best fuckin song ever written. By SLEEP. Also known as "Dopesmoker" (there are two versions available, the one called Dopesmoker is better, but it's five times as expensive as the Jerusalem version).

The song is about an hour long (52 to 63 minutes, depending on version) is about 50 BPM slow and features crazy-ass drumming, a fuzzed-out heavy bass, a guitar that sounds like a dried out riverbed in the desert (if you know what I mean) and unique vocals, something between growling and ritual chanting.

The lyrics of Jerusalem/Dopesmoker are about a caravan delivering weed to said city. They glorify cannabis in any possible way. Many new (or old, but almost never used) words are mentioned, like "Hasheeshian", "Marihuanaut" and "lungsmen".

Rather than using a "normal"song strucure (verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus etc.) Jerusalem/Dopesmoker is set up like this:

Intro, fucking awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, epic riff, unbelievably good guitar solo, awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, another epic riff, fucking awesome guitar solo, quiet part, extremely heavy highpoint of the song including another fucking awesome solo, epic riff, reprise of the first fucking awesome riff.

All in all, it is definitely worth listening to (can be found on Youtube in both versions) wether you're a Stoner, a Metalhead, a fan of psychedelic music, a fan of experimental music, or you just like to have your brain melted via your eardrums.
A: Hey man, did you ever listen to Jerusalem/Dopesmoker?
B: Yeah, forty-six point seven percent of my brain melted.

A: Same here.
Related Words
The protagonist Mecha of the Zone of the Enders games for Playstation 2. Its name is derived from two plausable sources--Djehuty and Andjety of Egyptian Mythology.

Jehuty's purpose is to penetrate the Mars military fortress, Aumaan, and to destroy Aumaan from the inside by self-destructing Jehuty. This is a purpose that cannot be disarmed; it is programmed into the Nucleus of the system, codenamed ADA.

Jehuty features a teal and red complexion, in addition a light green flowline finish. He has two feather ornaments mounted on his head, an enormous blade on his right arm, and the artists crafted him in the likeness of a Bird.

Jehuty is constructed out of the mineral Metatron, which was discovered in 2055. Jehuty has a twin Orbital Frame, Anubis, which ultimately tries to bring about Jehuty's doom. Their fates collide in Zone of the Enders: The 2nd Runner with a tragic outcome.
Leo: "ADA.. please answer my question. You're going to Aumaan, aren't you?"
Dingo: "So what if I am?"
Leo: "Do you know ADA intends to self destruct Jehuty on Aumaan?"
Jehuty by AltronHGX March 29, 2004

Nike Air Jerusalem

Dude 1: Dude, your Dad is wearing sandals with socks!
Dude 2: yeah, Nike Air Jerusalem man.
The Prophet. Jeru the Damaja, goal is to fight ignorance and open the mind's of those who are listneing.
"Damn son, Jeru the Damaja speaks the truth. Dont even try cuz, you cant stop the prophet."
jeru by the damaja December 21, 2009

Jerusalem nut spring 

When a nappy headed hoe pours piping hot water in her mouth and garggles while your big nuts are in her mouth.
Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.
JEHYUN IS DE BADDEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE STRIP CLUB! HES ALWAYS FRESH ON SUM HOTDOGS AND SUM COCK
Omg is that Jehyung? That strip guy?
Jehyun by GGUOKIE October 16, 2019