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jehrod 

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guy who is serving time for hanging with a chick named mary jane. wants to be a rapper, as all convicts do. only dating this girl because noone else wants him while in jail. will dump her as soon as he sees what else is out there.... history of assault
did you hear that his girl was cheating on him while he was in jail.

yeah poor jehrod
jehrod by acisdirty February 22, 2010
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Jerrod's Law 

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As an online discussion grows longer, the probability Ron Paul being mentioned approaches one.
Hey look, Jerrod's Law was proven by the third post in that thread about the politics of cheese sandwiches; he said that Ron Paul finds cheese sandwiches to be unconstitutional.
Jerrod's Law by DJ Jazzy Jizzle November 15, 2007
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Related Words
jehrod • Jerrod • Jahrod • Jerod • Jehron • Jerode • Jerodyn • Jebrodiah • jehro • JeKrodius

Jerrod 

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He will be there when you need a shoulder to cry on. He will love you for who you are. He is caring and a loving person,with a beautiful smile.
I love you,Jerrod
Jerrod by your_girlfriend September 24, 2016
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JeKrodius

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Future Hall of Fame wide reciever? A total animal. People often find this man as an asshole, cocky, single minded, bigot, and sarcastic. This man does not care about your judgemental words. This man is a master in sports commentary. He will say things the commentators on T.V. will say at least 5 seconds before they do. his attitude can be best compared to other celebrities like Chad Ochocinco and Dave Hume.
nice catch, you pwned noobs like JeKrodius.
JeKrodius by kevanpepper88 February 7, 2010
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Jerrod 

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A bad mothafukka ,dick game potent and isn't scared to eat a lil booty from the back , don't give a fuck cause a fuck is hard to give y
Man I'm on my Jerrod shit today
Jerrod by The real nigga times March 13, 2017
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Jerrod 

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The most wonderful guy any girl could ever meet, Jerrod will make sure everything is okay and his partner is always happy. Jerrod loves kissys and loves clingy people he would do anything stay with his partner Jerrod is so charming and expressing handsome get yourself a Jerrod because I know this Jerrod is always going to be mine😍❤️
WOAHH Jerrod really loves him partner he holds her with such passion
Jerrod by Hallie.602833 September 5, 2017
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Jerrod 

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The asshole with the heart of gold
"Wow that guy is such a Jerrod!"
Jerrod by GiganticSlothRapist March 2, 2010
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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